I'm gonna live forever

My MTV promo is airing now. Someone from work actually stopped me and told me that he saw me on MTV, which was bizarre considering what it was cut down to:

My 3 Seconds of Glory

We shot 4 hours to get those 3 seconds.

Between this, and the E! show I did that never aired, it looks like I'm pretty much living the dream.


Fun facts about this promo:

- I auditioned with a male model who wore a shirt with a thin, sexy? slit straight down from the top to his torso, and some mystical beaded necklaces hanging down into the chasm. I sort of panicked in the waiting area, thinking, how can I be up for the same thing as this Beautiful Man? (He acted terrified in the actual audition.)


- I am a skater teen in Washington Square Park. I wonder how much longer I can feasibly play a teen.


- The director tried to make it interesting by giving us subtext. "You're sleeping with text-messaging guy, and your best friend is trying to get with him!"


- The food was awesome. They fried their own donuts on the set!

- When the director couldn't find me, because I got lost between the trailer and the set due to my embarrassingly poor sense of direction, I could hear his voice barking over the walkie-talkies, "Everyone, we have to find Lynn... Talent Lynn." I felt a little bit cool.

- When I wait a month to write an entry, I am too lazy to write an interesting description, and post it in bullet point form, thereby depriving both the reader and myself of a fully immersive and engaging story.

- Despite not really seeing me do much of anything in this, my dad is really really proud, and emailed the link to all of our relatives.


Come see my Pearl Brunswick show tomorrow at 10AM at UCB for the Del Close Marathon,

Talent Lynn

I can quit my job...

...cause I'm going to start my own business.

I find that when I'm talking to my single friends, and we're all whining, it's not usually, "Damn, I really need to get my **** ******." It's usually, "I want a lovebunny to braid my hair for me and tell me I'm the cutest!"

That's where CutieTutes comes in.

In the spirit of cuddle parties and CuteOverload (but with less puppies), now there's CutieTutes. Our team of dozens of highly trained CutieTutes can be at your house within half an hour, and is happy to accompany you to any social event, be it a vegan bbq or an office holiday party! Services include:

*Huggies
*Hand-holding
*Hair-mussing
*Spooning
*Pet-name-calling
*Hair-braiding, mussing, and then braiding again
*Mix-tape-making
*Faux-apologizing for messing up the braiding, accompanied by "I'm gonna fight you!"
*More huggies

...and more!

At no point will any of our CutieTutes make "the moves" on you. They just wanna get cute with you! CutieTutes are available in many different varieties, genders, and flirt severities.

Contact me for rates and availabilities.

Please note: actual emotions of CutieTutes can and will vary.