I can quit my job...

...cause I'm going to start my own business.

I find that when I'm talking to my single friends, and we're all whining, it's not usually, "Damn, I really need to get my **** ******." It's usually, "I want a lovebunny to braid my hair for me and tell me I'm the cutest!"

That's where CutieTutes comes in.

In the spirit of cuddle parties and CuteOverload (but with less puppies), now there's CutieTutes. Our team of dozens of highly trained CutieTutes can be at your house within half an hour, and is happy to accompany you to any social event, be it a vegan bbq or an office holiday party! Services include:

*Huggies
*Hand-holding
*Hair-mussing
*Spooning
*Pet-name-calling
*Hair-braiding, mussing, and then braiding again
*Mix-tape-making
*Faux-apologizing for messing up the braiding, accompanied by "I'm gonna fight you!"
*More huggies

...and more!

At no point will any of our CutieTutes make "the moves" on you. They just wanna get cute with you! CutieTutes are available in many different varieties, genders, and flirt severities.

Contact me for rates and availabilities.

Please note: actual emotions of CutieTutes can and will vary.