(The) Who loves hilarious song parodies

I couldn't sleep last night, as has been the case for the past couple weeks. And I couldn't get this idea out of my head:

Pan in on a Frustrated Housewife.

Wifey (to the camera): Uggh, housework!

VO: Sick of slaving all the live-long day on tiresome chores, just to have them back on your plate only days later? Good news! Now there's:

(Psychedelic shimmering background appears, and from a misty haze emerges...)

PETE TOWNSHEND!

In a montage - Pete sings, and stars and random beautylove pops up all over the screen:

"Let my love open the door (shot of Wifey frustratedly trying to use WD-40 on her bedroom door)
Let my love organize the drawer (a pile of shirts neatly stacks itself inside of her dresser)
Let my love polish the floor (the fomerly dull kitchen floor is magically brand spankin' new!)
Let my love open the door...."

Wifey is now done with all of her chores, and the door springs open, and she can enjoy the sunny day, jamming on the lawn with Pete Townshend and the band (not the Who, just his own band.) Pete spins and dips her. She laughs and even makes devil horns. The two look deeply into each others' eyes. Fade out as they kiss....

VO: Pete Townshend. Let his magical love clean and organize your entire home.



It's very hard being a mouthpiece of the Gods. I guess Moses probably didn't sleep when writing the Ten Commandments down, either.