Resolution

I am going to post every single day in January.
For real.
If you want to join me in this endeavor, let me know.
EVERY SINGLE DAY.
A day beginning at midnight and ending at 11:59 PM, none of this 24 hours from the last post nonsense.
And, congratulations to Melanie Chartoff, who correctly guessed that the name of this blog comes from mishearing the lyric "Don't cry to me, oh baby" from Metallica's cover of "Die, Die My Darling." She requested that this entry be about modus ponens.

Also, fans, I just found out today that some of my jokes are going to air on Fuse Action News in late January. I'll post about that when I know the details.
And if you watch Comedy Central, you may see me dressed as an elf in their "Dingleberry" promos. I haven't seen them yet but word around the farm is that there are about 400 of them and they're on all the time.

Entry Summary:
1. I'm blowing up your TV.
2. More next year, like every day.
3. "If Tuesday is the 14th, then Friday must be the 17th. Tuesday is the 14th. Therefore, Friday is the 17th."

Next time: Modus tollens.