I may APPEAR ugly, but I'm not.

Saddest line found in the "About Me" section of an online personal:

I may come across desperate, but by no means am.

I don't think this needs my scathing commentary.

Although I'm not above posting about myself as a cheap and very limited-range publicity stunt, this is not my handiwork:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/mis/92054024.html

girl group at ucb - m4w - 23

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Reply to: anon-92054024@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-08-19, 10:06AM EDT


That girl singing group at UCB on Thursday night was totally HOT. Are any of you single? I don't care which one- or two! If you're looking for a nice guy with a sense of humor, I may be your man.

The Dangers of Kissing

Here is my first attempt at making a short film. I know there are some rough spots. We only had a week to do it. It was supposed to be shown in 3 parts at Eliza's show 14 Kisses at UCB, but because of technical wackiness, only the first 2 parts were shown.
I'll write more later about the Artistic Process of Being a Virgin Auteur.

In the meantime:

http://antidotefx.com/kiss_1.mov
http://antidotefx.com/kiss_2.mov
http://antidotefx.com/kiss_3.mov